Rupert loves goat

Who knows Rupert the Stroller
Arms like cables and legs like trunks
He's got ears like rabbit's and eyes like a cat
His tongue is sizzling like a snake

He' s the friend of uncle Dandy
Who drinks no beer but Shandy
Wearing blue socks and a pink panty
Dances with luscious girls in the pantry

They say he walks in the nights
and sleeps on the day, snoring
like a drilling machine, but dont tell
his moods swing like a dogs tail

But if you see him please tell
He kidnapped my goat
God knows what he will do
There are rumors of his famous stew