Emmental

Hey sweet miss from Suisse
i want to please you with a kiss
sour as a lemon, sweet as honey
and i won't be asking any money

I saw your good-looking body in the hall
of a large mansion in the Emmental
i want to buy your wheel of cheese
i pay you generously if you please

late in the evening when the moon is due
we'll be listening at your clock chiming cuckoo
and then we will dance the night away
because i adore you and i'm here to stay.